KenR
Well-known member
You Know You Are Getting Older When . . .
? You and your teeth don't sleep together.
? Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
? At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
? Your back goes out, but you stay home.
? When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
? It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
? When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
? When happy hour is a nap.
? When you're on vacation, and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
? When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
? When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
? Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
? It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
? Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
? Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
? You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
? The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
? Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
? The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
? It takes twice as long to look half as good.
? Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
? You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time.
? You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
? You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
? You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
? You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
? You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
? You and your teeth don't sleep together.
? Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
? At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
? Your back goes out, but you stay home.
? When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
? It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
? When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
? When happy hour is a nap.
? When you're on vacation, and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
? When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
? When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
? Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
? It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
? Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
? Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
? You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
? The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
? Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
? The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
? It takes twice as long to look half as good.
? Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
? You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time.
? You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
? You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
? You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
? You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
? You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
