Those who wish to suck toads may rejoice: a song has already been penned in your honor.
Mason Williams, who you may remember composed the 1968 instrumental "Classical Gas", also wrote an album titled "Them Poems," and it was about "them people. They know who they are."
This is more of a recitation piece, but remains the only song so titled.
Them Toad Suckers
How about them Toad Suckers, Ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green taody frogs.
Suckin' them hopper toads, suckin' them chunckers,
Suckin' them leapy types, suckin' them plunkers.
Look at them Toad Suckers, Ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog Frogs, sure makes them happy.
Them hugger mugger Toad Suckers, way down south,
Stickin' they sucky toads, in they mouth.
How to be a Toad Sucker? No way to duck it;
getcha self a toad, rare back and suck it!