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ChasA

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Why is it I never see women that look like those in the Sandals and Beaches commercials when I go there?
 
ChasA said:
Why is it I never see women that look like those in the Sandals and Beaches commercials when I go there?

Probably because long ago they found that there were no men there that looked like those they had seen in the commercials  ;)
 
ChasA said:
Why is it I never see women that look like those in the Sandals and Beaches commercials when I go there?
When I lived in California I saw millions of them on the beach. Best spot in Florida to see women not wearing much is to go to a water park.
 
When I was about 14 my father was remodeling our kitchen so my grandparents took me, my mother, and my sister on a 2 week camping trip in their popup. PEI was one of our stops and one day my grandfather and I went for a walk on the beach. When my grandmother asked why we were late for dinner my grandfather replied "We were busy counting belly buttons".
 
Oldgator73 said:
You need to drink more.

Ah yes.
I've been drinking for a while
You could say I've had a few
In fact I drank her to an 8
She started out a two.
So bartender please tell me
As you bring another round
Should I fall in love with her
Or should I just fall down

Oh favorite bar Oh favorite bar
The booze it is so good
But I think I spend more time in here
Than I really should.

The eight and I got married
And off we went as married do
But imagine my surprise
When I woke up with a two

(end of composition)

ALso Google "7 drunken nights"
 

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