Sun2Retire said:
Sun2Retire said:
LOL...True story, my youngest son was about 3 at the time when a family friend took him to the bathroom to help him do his thing. In the process the friend asked him if he had a name for "it". My son said yes, but he couldn't remember what it was. So, the friend started down the line of usual names. It was, "No, nope, not that". Then my son said he remembered! It was Freddie!Dragginourbedaround said:A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four youngmothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
"Mrs. Jones," he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother, Mrs. Andrews: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He addressed the third Mom, Mrs. Wilson: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy and go get dinner. "
No, his name was Fred, not Frank.RVMommaTo6 said:Well, to be frank,
I'd have to change my name.
This was not in response to another joke, it was a stand alone joke. That was the whole joke....Molaker said:No, his name was Fred, not Frank.
DuhRVMommaTo6 said:This was not in response to another joke, it was a stand alone joke. That was the whole joke....
To be frank......
I would have have to change my name.
That's all.
RVMommaTo6 said:I saw this online....
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious dimension to a rather tiresome old practical joke.
cadee2c said:Ok Im late to the party, but regarding the meme that says "If you were on life support I might unplug it to make coffee",,,, I actually did unplug Bob's oxygen to make coffee when I needed the outlet. It may or may not have happened more than once. But hey, we're talking coffee.
Bill N said:I can top that Caryl. I unplug my own oxygen generator to make coffee. After all, how can one survive without a dose of java......lol