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[jymbee]

Came across this item for sale today. I might have added a shot of it in use, but gotta' love the creativity...

 

[ziplock]

Came across this item for sale today.

It works!

 

[whiteva]

Billy joe jim-bob (AKA El'Stupido) used one for his recent unauthorized bank withdrawal job to erase his tracks. The cops followed the shiny aluminum flakes to his hideout! He was all red from embarrassment, plus, the die packs added to a very colorful arrest.

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Ray-IN]

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That begs the question; what strength strap is required to strap down a 30,000# load on a flat-bed semi-trailer trailer?

 

[jymbee]

 

[Tulecreeper]

That begs the question; what strength strap is required to strap down a 30,000# load on a flat-bed semi-trailer trailer?

It would depend on whether it is a flat load, like cut lumber, or a high load like a backhoe or dozer.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

That begs the question; what strength strap is required to strap down a 30,000# load on a flat-bed semi-trailer trailer?

I bet the same words are spoken…

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[old_toys]

yeah, back in the early 50's our outside faucet piping was lead. parents said to be on the safe side drinking from it, to run the water for a few seconds to flush out any insects.

 

[DonTom]

 

[Kirk]

 

[msw3113]

My comment to the mirror is often "Who is that old f*rt?"

 

[Jim18655]

Do you run into an old classmate and think "boy he looks old"?

 

[Mark_K5LXP]

Never mind the mirror, now we're looking in the obituaries for people our age (or younger) that we know.

Mark B.
Albuquerque, NM

 

[John From Detroit]

Do you run into an old classmate and think "boy he looks old"?

No due to where I live the odds of meeting an old classmate are small.
But I went to a retirement party last year and the "Young lady" (Ok so she's retirement age) took one look at me and ask "When did you get so gray?" (Actually started before she and I first met).

When we were working I nicknamed her Scary Carrie. and another Carrie "Nice Carrie"
Today Scary Carrie is kind of nice.. and what happened to Nice Carry (PTSD from Job Stress) is Scary. Thankfully I don't have to worry about that being retired.

 

[Ray-IN]

 

[Ray-IN]

Go ahead and drive through it, this is a tank, said the commander.

 

[old_toys]

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a brunette, and

one a blonde.

They run for miles until they come upon an old barn. They decide to

hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three

gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.



About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The

sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.

When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told

him just three gunnysacks.

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.



The deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she said

"Woof! Woof!"

The deputy told the sheriff that there was a dog in the first bag.

Then he kicked the bag with the brunette in it and she said

"Meow! Meow!"

The deputy reported that there was a cat in the second bag.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at

all, so he kicked it again, a little harder,

and the blonde said "Potatoes."