Last Ride on My Harley back when I was married.
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, “Are you OK?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for .... “I’m okay I think,” I replied as i pulled myself up from the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that !” Oh, come on now, I’m a nurse,”she insisted. “ I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed but repeated “ I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers while she bandaged my wounds, I thanked her and said, I feel a lot better now but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”
"Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile. “Stay for a while . She won't know anything and by the way, where is she?”
“Still in the ditch with the Harley.”