Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a brunette, and
one a blonde.
They run for miles until they come upon an old barn. They decide to
hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three
gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The
sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told
him just three gunnysacks.
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.
The deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she said
"Woof! Woof!"
The deputy told the sheriff that there was a dog in the first bag.
Then he kicked the bag with the brunette in it and she said
"Meow! Meow!"
The deputy reported that there was a cat in the second bag.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at
all, so he kicked it again, a little harder,
and the blonde said "Potatoes."