carson
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Talk about this subject going downhill..... Unbelievable.
bucks2 said:When the size of Texas tales get too large I just tell the bragger that we're going to cut Alaska in half and make Texas the third largest state. Yep, Alaska's that big.
That is not saying much. In California we have pot farms bigger than Rhode Island.Alaskansnowbirds said:The Fairbanks North Star Borough School District is only slightly smaller than the states of Rhode Island and Connecticut combined.
Seajay said:My cousin Earl was almost deaf and he finally broke down and bought a hearing aid. He was so happy and he came by my house to brag on his new ability to hear everything....
''I got this new hearing aid and I can hear everything now. I can hear a Ford rust on a rainy nite.
''I can hear a gnat grit its teeth at 20 feet now''........''Man, I can now hear everything''
I was very proud of him and I asked
''What kind is it Earl?''
""ITS A QUARTER AFTER FOUR""..........
''Whats that got to do with my new hearing aid?''
Hug a Vet............. TWICE.......
Eh? (my new ones are still on the dresser)Icemaker said:That hit pretty close to home... as I'm an owner of a pair.. :-X ...and answer that same question often as it was stated ??? ..I have found out I like the silence more often than people around me do... and think it is OK to laugh at myself.. :