Krazeehorse33
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A cop pulled me over and said papers. I said scissors, I win and I drove away.
And he sued because he spilled his coffee.and the 3rd time the rear windshield on his car shattered.
I thought it meant all drug dealers in Detroit have guns?that joke depends on the old saw that all Americans have guns.
I am sure the city of Detroit skews the metrics more than a little - LOL...I thought it meant all drug dealers in Detroit have guns?
Uh, no. but he did go to jail.And he sued because he spilled his coffee.
An oldie but a goodie:
Customs Agent at Detroit border booth: Hello Sir what nationality.
Driver: Canadian
Customs Agent: Do you have any weapons in the car sir?
Driver: No Sir, I don't
Customs Agent: Here you go, (hands him a revolver) you can borrow my gun while you're here...
(My Uncle was a border agent and he thought that was the greatest joke, he told it for years)
That's legally owned They lost count of illegal in Chicago.That's a good joke and at the risk of getting the joke thread shut down in a few posts, that joke depends on the old saw that all Americans have guns. In fact the statistic is that only 32% of adult Americans own at least one gun. That stat goes up a bit by household with 44% of households having at least one gun.
Don't worry as I help the overall, "number of guns in America" stat, as I own 7 - LOL...
Or BE a Bug...but I think the spare mouse might also have a Bug...