Roy M
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;D That is good
;DSeon said:The other night the wife sent me to buy a dozen Escargot for dinner. On the way home I stopped at the corner bar for a drink or two with the boys...wrong move. I got drunk and several hours later on my way home the brown bag ripped open spilling the snails so I scooped them up and placed them in my breast pockets. When I went to unlock the front door I dropped my key. So when I bent over to pick the key up all the snails spilled out on the floor
Just then my angry wife swung the door open so I murmured, ? Keep going guys, we're almost home?.
SeilerBird said:Everyone knows I won.
From my Italian son-in-lawTom55555 said:Do you know what you call a beer in an Irishmen's hand?
Irish handcuffs.
Just kidding.