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[Oldgator73]

Do they? Hers proof.

 

[Oldgator73]

Hmmm.

 

[Boat Bum]

You think that's bad, the poor lettuce couldn't get ahead.

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[John From Detroit]

Who else would put a toxic waste pipeline......

A politician of course.

 

[ziplock]

I don't get it.

 

[John From Detroit]

I don't get it.

Which don't you get the Civil engineer or my politician comment? Note my Politician comment is not political as.. Well I did not ay which party (Because it matters not.. Most all politicians are that stupid)

 

[Oldgator73]

Which don't you get the Civil engineer or my politician comment? Note my Politician comment is not political as.. Well I did not ay which party (Because it matters not.. Most all politicians are that stupid)

Either way if you have to explain a joke…

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Boat Bum]

Either way if you have to explain a joke…

Exactly, if I have to explain you wouldn't understand..

 

[Oldgator73]

Gas under two bucks.

 

[Krazeehorse33]

That would be great, a gallon of gas under a buck!

 

[jymbee]

That would be great, a gallon of gas under a buck!

Or even gas under 3 bucks!

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Wasillaguy]

Coca Cola is still flavored with "de-cocainized" coca plant. They import 100s of tons of plant every year through a special deal with the DEA and the cocaine is processed out and sold to the opioid manufacturing company Mallinckrodt, which uses the powder to make a numbing agent for dentists. At least that's the "official" story.

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[John From Detroit]

Coca Cola is still flavored with "de-cocainized" coca plant.

The original Coca Cola was indeed Cocaine Cola (Cocaine shortened to the Coca... But back then you could buy Cocaine at your local pharmacy/chimist

Then the Government banned it and they switched to Caffeine
For there is no life before Coffee (Sorry could not resist that line).

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

Fargo.