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[Kirk]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Mountain high]

Can my 1/2 ton tow my 25' TT?

TT GVWR 9,995 lbs. Dry weight 6,155 lbs.

TV GVWR 3,550 lbs, Dry weight approximately 2,500 lbs.

Optional equipment AM radio.

1978 Chevrolet LUV 1.8L factory rated horsepower 80 @ sea level, but approximately 20% less at our home's high altitude.

 

[Boat Bum]

Maybe, with 93 octane.

 

[Oldgator73]

Can my 1/2 ton tow my 25' TT?

TT GVWR 9,995 lbs. Dry weight 6,155 lbs.

TV GVWR 3,550 lbs, Dry weight approximately 2,500 lbs.

Optional equipment AM radio.

1978 Chevrolet LUV 1.8L factory rated horsepower 80 @ sea level, but approximately 20% less at our home's high altitude.

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I think you’ll be fine as long as you don’t stray from your driveway.

 

[Mountain high]

Maybe, with 93 octane.

There's nothing around here with that high of octane!

 

[Boat Bum]

I loved the optional equipment comment.

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Tulecreeper]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.

The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "What brings you to Canada?"

The Irishman says "Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot"

 

[Kirk]

 

[Tulecreeper]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful, " he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT, WOMAN!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?! You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

[tlmgcamp]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful, " he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT, WOMAN!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?! You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Did they ever find his body?

 

[Tulecreeper]

The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas.

The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.

 

[Boat Bum]

The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.

We had high hopes for you...

 

[Wasillaguy]

Doctors report an alarming rise in testicular injury among female athletes.

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Oldgator73]

One more seat at the round table.

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Tulecreeper]

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